Featured: Russell Howard as a wolf
Everything gives you cancer!"Everything gives you Cancer"Everything gives you cancer! by Acoustic-Art
Age, Air, Alcohol, Aspirin and Calcium
Ham, Honey, Eggs, Dogs, Dieting and Soup
Being a Woman, Being a Man, Bubble Bath and Food from Cans
Being Black, Wearing Bra's, Left-Handedness, Speedy cars
Oestrogen, Climate Change, Baby Food, The Menopause
Beef, Beer, Pizza, Pork, Cereal and Worcester Sauce
Childlessness, Children, Vitamins and Bacon
Chocolate, Retirement, Deodorant and Facebook
The Mail says that these cause cancer, but it's only rumors that they give you tumors
They've got some big balls to print it, cause it's 60 pages of scary bullshit
Starring, Written and Produced by Russell Howard
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Drunken Queen RapDrunken Queen RapDrunken Queen Rap by Acoustic-Art
Starring, Written, Directed and Rapped by Russell Howard
*Speaking* Let's get wankered!!!!
"Hellooooo, I own all the swans in England. Lets have a singsong"
I wanna stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Pull like a hawk come daily and nightly
Will it ever stop. Yo I don't know
Turn on the flow and I'll go
To the extreme
I wannna rap like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance when you're feeling dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
If you got a problem yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Phillip I think I'm ready for bed
Take me to bed Phillip!!
Queen National AnthemQueen National AnthemQueen National Anthem by Acoustic-Art
I'm missing Bargin Hunt
What shall i have for lunch
Maybe some chips
do do do do
Who would I rather be
SpongeBob or Mr T
I want a butler space monkey
cause I'm the QUEEN!!
Clegg The MusicalClegg The MusicalClegg The Musical by Acoustic-Art
Ahem Let's begin
Last year Britain loved me more than Charlie Sheen loves pills
Now I'm more unpopular than bloody Heather Mills
Pensioners despise me, I'm shafted by the press
He never should have gobbled David Camerons Eton Mess!
I said I'd save the NHS, but he was talking shit
My promises were just as fake as Katie Prices tits
I'm just a Tory poodle humping George and Davids legs
It's bollocks being Liberal when your name is Nick Clegg!