Fun night with comedian Russell Howard last night by DoctorWhoOne, journal
Fun night with comedian Russell Howard last night
Hey all.
Good bloody morning to you all !! . . . . cos I didn't go to bed last night until me and my sister ~Londonexpofan (https://www.deviantart.com/londonexpofan) got back from Camden at 11:00pm last night !!.
Last night was fantastic. We attended my favorite Comedian, Russell Howard's recording of his brand new upcoming TV show 'Stand Up Central' for TV channel Comedy Central, and christ was last night epic as hell !! :D
Turns out, we was not attending the recording of the shows pilot episode . . . . oh no . . . . we was attending the recording of the new shows pilot episode AND episode 2 !! . . . . but for those of us who attended, we didn't have to pay anything as it wa
HE'S BACK !! RUSSELL HOWARD's GOOD NEWS [Tonight] by DoctorWhoOne, journal
HE'S BACK !! RUSSELL HOWARD's GOOD NEWS [Tonight]
Hey all.
Russ is finally back on TV tonight here in the UK for a brand new series of 'Russell Howard's Good News' which starts tonight at 10pm on BBC2 for the very first time as it was originally a BBC3 series, but as I understand it, BBC3 is ending next year that channel, so Russ has moved his show over to BBC2, so tonight Good News makes it's debut on BBC2 at 10pm tonight. If you live in the UK and have never seen an episode then I recommend checking out the show tonight. Russell for me is my all time favorite comedian, and he for me is so god damn funny he cracks me up laughing so hard that my ribs hurt sometimes :D
Enjoy this short cli
NEW 'Russell Howard's Good News' next Thursday !! by DoctorWhoOne, journal
NEW 'Russell Howard's Good News' next Thursday !!
Hey all,
GOOD NEWS !! . . . . literally !! :D
My all time favorite Comedian, Russell Howard, is back for a brand new 9th series of his topical TV series 'Russell Howard's Good News' which is moving to BBC2 next week as BBC3, it's original home for the previous 8 series, is ment to be coming to end for some reason.
If your not familiar with Russell's series, he gives his views on the latest news and mad stories on television, newspaper and the internet.
Each episode sees him introduce a mystery guest. As said by Russell himself, the producers of the show get someone to appear on the show who has been in the news for some reason, and he ha
Everything gives you cancer! by Acoustic-Art, literature
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Everything gives you cancer!
"Everything gives you Cancer"
Age, Air, Alcohol, Aspirin and Calcium
Ham, Honey, Eggs, Dogs, Dieting and Soup
Being a Woman, Being a Man, Bubble Bath and Food from Cans
Being Black, Wearing Bra's, Left-Handedness, Speedy cars
Oestrogen, Climate Change, Baby Food, The Menopause
Beef, Beer, Pizza, Pork, Cereal and Worcester Sauce
Childlessness, Children, Vitamins and Bacon
Chocolate, Retirement, Deodorant and Facebook
The Mail says that these cause cancer, but it's only rumors that they give you tumors
They've got some big balls to print it, cause it's 60 pages of scary bullshit
Starring, Written and Produced by Russell Howard
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Drunken Queen Rap
Starring, Written, Directed and Rapped by Russell Howard
*Speaking* Let's get wankered!!!!
"Hellooooo, I own all the swans in England. Lets have a singsong"
*Raps*
I wanna stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Pull like a hawk come daily and nightly
Will it ever stop. Yo I don't know
Turn on the flow and I'll go
To the extreme
I wannna rap like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance when you're feeling dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
If you got a problem yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ
Queen National Anthem
I'm missing Bargin Hunt
What shall i have for lunch
Maybe some chips
do do do do
Who would I rather be
SpongeBob or Mr T
I want a butler space monkey
cause I'm the QUEEN!!
*applause*
Clegg The Musical
Ahem Let's begin
*Piano Riff*
Last year Britain loved me more than Charlie Sheen loves pills
Now I'm more unpopular than bloody Heather Mills
Pensioners despise me, I'm shafted by the press
He never should have gobbled David Camerons Eton Mess!
*Woops*
I said I'd save the NHS, but he was talking shit
My promises were just as fake as Katie Prices tits
I'm just a Tory poodle humping George and Davids legs
It's bollocks being Liberal when your name is Nick Clegg!